10 of the Greatest Stoner Films

February 25th, 2010
I’ve been ill all damn week, but it means I’ve had time to kick back, which isn’t something I get to do very often. I chose to chillax watching some of my all time favourite films. Here’s a lil list of films I recommend watching, high or not.

Superbad stoner Movie

  1. Superbad – Without a doubt the funniest film ever! It will make you LOL from start to finish.
  2. Half Baked – Every stoners fantasy is find a free, never ending supply, of high quality cheba.
  3. The Matrix – Perfect when your monging and want something deep to contemplate.
  4. Cool Runnings – From the land of the Rasta’s, this film is perfect to induce those giggling fits.
  5. School of Rock – What a ledgend. I wish my teachers had of been like that!
  6. Friday – Chris Rock and Ice Cube star in this classic comedy. ‘You got knocked the Fuck Out’
  7. Knocked Up – Some hardcore stoners, mixed with some seriously hot ladies. Perfection.
  8. Oceans Eleven – I could pull that shit off… kinda.Half baked stoner film
  9. Happy Gilmore – Sandler is a genius and so damn funny in this classic
  10. Team America – Controversial puppets? Brilliant!
In my opinion they are all must see’s, and all have a proud place in my collection. Of course there are many more, but if your going to get a new movie this week and not sure what to go for then I’m sure you’ll be chuffed with any of the above.

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Is This The Lamest Arson Charge Ever?

February 18th, 2010

‘Teenager put lit cigarette papers through letterbox’ was the first story I found when searching for hot topics surrounding cigarette papers, and I’m pretty sure this is the lamest attempt of arson ever. Kellie Marie Picton had gone round to her friend’s house earlier in the evening, and an argument had erupted because she was not allowed to smoke her friend’s tobacco.

‘Magistrates heard how the 18-year-old was upset by the incident and returned to the flat in the early hours of the following morning, lit a handful of cigarette rolling papers and pushed them through the letterbox.’

While she’s doing this aren’t you curious about what’s running through her mind, what is actually the best outcome she can imagine here?

‘The papers had extinguished on hitting the floor and had caused minor damage to the letterbox brushes.’

There’s a surprise. She probably burnt her fingers more than anything!

Kellie’s defending solicitor Jonathan Webb disclosed the fact it was ‘a very stupid act’, just in case nobody was aware of the sheer idiocy of the act.

And here I make a call to all cigarette paper burning maniacal douche bags… get your own damn tobacco!

You can find the full story here.

http://www.milfordmercury.co.uk/news/4841155.Teenager_put_lit_cigarette_papers_through_letterbox/

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How to Roll a Tulip

February 17th, 2010

Simple 15 steps to rolling a Tulip:

1)      Start by rolling a normal cigarette/joint. Poke it down at the end, but DO NOT twist it.

2)      Now you must make the top of the tulip. Take two rolling papers. Lick the edge of one, and stick the second to the edge of the gum, ensuring the gum of second paper is at the top and facing towards you.

3)      You should now have an extra wide base. Fold the base diagonally, but not corner to corner. Your gum should be in line with one edge of the base( left or right side is your preference, not the bottom edge though!) forming  a right-angled triangle

4)      When happy that you have it lined up, lick the gum of the top paper and use it to stick the base into a right angled triangle. Make sure it’s stuck properly; otherwise you’ll have problems later.

5)      Use the roach end of the joint you rolled earlier to poke the triangle out so that it becomes a cone, and allows you to make sure the point in completely sealed.

6)      Take 2-3 Cigarettes (5-7 grams of tobacco) and 2-5 grams of your favourite herb. Mix it all up on a flat surface in front of you. Make sure your herbs are ground fine for a smooth smoke.

7)      Start filling your cone with your contents ensuring to pat it down after each sprinkle. This will make it burn evenly when the fun part starts.

8)      Once all the contents are in the cone, give it one good poke down with your fingers then twist it up to trap the contents inside.

9)      Trim the twist with a pair of scissors, leaving ¼ – ½ inch of paper.

10)   Untwist it so that you can see the contents again. The paper should be scrunched up well and the hole smaller.

11)   Tear any excess paper off of your pre-rolled cigarette/ joint, and poke the end you would light into the twisted end of the tulip.

12)   Wriggle the cigarette/ joint into position, and wrap the excess tulip papers tight around.

13)   Cut only the gum off of another skin.

14)   Hold the tulip top tightly around the cigarette/ joint, and lick the gum strip, before wrapping it around, sticking it to the excess paper of the tulip and the cigarette/ joint

15)   You may have to repeat stages 13 and 14 a few times for extra strength, depending on the size of your cigarette/ joint and tulip head.

Here’s a great video showing you how to roll one. My instructions differ slightly to what’s shown because they don’t use a cigarette or joint for the stem of the tulip.

It’s fast forwarded and just 3 and ½ minutes long. If this is your first time rolling one, you should probably think abut setting 20-30 minutes aside… but it’s worth the effort!

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